2012:
Winter:
Brennan can count to ten with no
problems. After 10, it gets a bit hairy..."Eleventeen, ...*mumble*...6,
17, 17 and the 18."
Brennan is supposed to be taking a
nap. Instead: "Daaaaaddy. Daaaaaaaddy. Daaaaaaaddy. ...Oh well. MOMMY!
Mommy, wanna get out!"
Brennan was carrying around two
pieces of aluminum foil: "Whoa, lotta shiny!"
Me: "Ooooh, Brennan, you're so
cute!"
B: "Nooo."
"Why not?"
"Big boy. Big boy now."
...He was a little offended when I burst out laughing.
B: "Nooo."
"Why not?"
"Big boy. Big boy now."
...He was a little offended when I burst out laughing.
Me: "Go to sleep,
Brennan!"
Brennan: "Silly Mommy!"
Brennan: "Silly Mommy!"
Spring:
Funny Brennan story of the day: He was
telling me to drive "really really fast". I told him I had to go slow
because that car had an owie. After that, if we started slowing down again, he
would yell, "Oh nooo! Car got owie a-GAIN!" It took me several times
to convince him it was all better!
Brennan's little world has been
topsy-turvy lately. Things keep disappearing, because Mommy is doing something
called "packing". So yesterday, when Brennan noticed his Thomas train
case in a box, he took it out and brought it to the playroom. He set it on the
floor and commanded, "STAY!" and then continued on his merry way!
Brennan got 3 new Lightning McQueens
and a new Mater today. So, there's no napping. But there IS a lot of:
"Light on! Open door! Nenny wake! Lightning McQueen and nother one
Lightning McQueen and Mater and one pick-up truck and purple car! Mommy! Mommy,
I want you to obey! You comin'? Mommy!" *throws cars*
Brennan still can't find where we moved his
books too. "Where it IS, Mommy??" Poor child.
He was reading one of the ABC books. "Duh, duh, doll...duh, duh, flower..."
Me: "That's a daffodil."
B: "Duh, duh, daffo-flower."
Close enough.
He was reading one of the ABC books. "Duh, duh, doll...duh, duh, flower..."
Me: "That's a daffodil."
B: "Duh, duh, daffo-flower."
Close enough.
"Look at dat RAIN! I need a
towel!" - Brennan, after our soaking 5-second dash in the rain. "Dat
fun!"
I love how Brennan tells me when
he's doing something naughty. For example: "Nenny standin' on da
table!"
Brennan's nap: "Hey yellow car! What
doing? Drivin' on a bed! Ken? Ken! Goin' Grampa house? Bye, Ken! Hey 'nother
yellow car! What? What doin'? Ken? Ken! Hey blue pick-up truck, what doin'?
Bye! ... Everybody! Everybody! WHAT! ... OHMYGOSH. *cackle*"
"I squishin' pea. Aww, poor
pea!" – Brennan
Summer:
I think Brennan turned into a
teenager overnight. This is our conversation this morning:
Me: "Brennan, it's time to get out of bed!"
B: *head under blanket* "Nooooo!"
"Come on! We're going to church!"
"I sleeping!"
"I think Valerie will be there..."
B: *head pops up* "Valerie!?"
And then he got out of bed. For a girl.
Me: "Brennan, it's time to get out of bed!"
B: *head under blanket* "Nooooo!"
"Come on! We're going to church!"
"I sleeping!"
"I think Valerie will be there..."
B: *head pops up* "Valerie!?"
And then he got out of bed. For a girl.
Brennanisms today:
Brennan: "Ouch! I gotta owie! Hey, Mommy, is dis a owie?"
Me: "No, you're fine."
B: "Okay!" *happily scampers away*
***
B, to himself: "Have underwear on? Probly not."
***
Me: "Brennan, you don't have any pants on!"
B *looks down; pulls his shirt down over his knees* "It's SHIRT-PANTS."
Brennan: "Ouch! I gotta owie! Hey, Mommy, is dis a owie?"
Me: "No, you're fine."
B: "Okay!" *happily scampers away*
***
B, to himself: "Have underwear on? Probly not."
***
Me: "Brennan, you don't have any pants on!"
B *looks down; pulls his shirt down over his knees* "It's SHIRT-PANTS."
Me: "Who should we invite to
the party?"
Brennan: "Cake!"
Brennan: "Cake!"
Me: "So, there are 6 bananas
and five apples. Are there more bananas or apples?"
Brennan: "Cherries."
Brennan: "Cherries."
Brennan: "Oh no! Milk all
over!"
Me: "Do you need a towel?"
Brennan: "No. I just whining 'bout the milk."
Me: "Do you need a towel?"
Brennan: "No. I just whining 'bout the milk."
Brennan: "I AWAKE NOW! I awake
Mommy! MOMMY! Listen to Brennan, Mommy! Now! Brennan is awake!"
"My head is beautiful and
dry!"
Brennan is starting to get desperate
at nap time. First, he tried "Mommy, I have a present for you!". Then
he tried: "Mommy! Remember, I'm a gummy bear!" For some reason, that
didn't work either.
"See horses, singing, play
balls, have lunch, and eat cake and pie. That's a wedding." – Brennan,
after Jotham and Pamela’s farm wedding
All too early, there was a small
child sitting on my back saying, "You can wake up, Mommy! I turned the
light on for you!"
Brennan just put a bowl on his head
and said, "I'm a birthday party!”
Brennan: "I fly with these
wings, Mommy!"
*Jumps of couch and crashes*
*Looks dejectedly at his arms*
"Hey, these ones not working!"
*Jumps of couch and crashes*
*Looks dejectedly at his arms*
"Hey, these ones not working!"
Me: "Way to go, Brennan! You
kept your underwear dry all morning!"
Brennan: "I did? WHAT?!? Already?? That's incredible!"
Brennan: "I did? WHAT?!? Already?? That's incredible!"
Best Brennan quotes of the day:
Me: "What are you doing?"
B: "I'm really not sure!"
**
B: "I'm the best ever Brennan!"
Me: "What are you doing?"
B: "I'm really not sure!"
**
B: "I'm the best ever Brennan!"
Fall:
Brennan has decided not to nap today. He
says: "MOMMY! YOU TRICKING A LITTLE BOY!"
Me: "You are going to Grandma's house
after your nap today."
B: "No, we not take a nap at Gramma's house."
Me:"No, you're going to take your nap here."
B: "HAhaha, no, Mommy. I don't think so. This bed is too hot. And Charlie's bed too hot. Also, all the things too hot."
B: "No, we not take a nap at Gramma's house."
Me:"No, you're going to take your nap here."
B: "HAhaha, no, Mommy. I don't think so. This bed is too hot. And Charlie's bed too hot. Also, all the things too hot."
Me: "So, you want Charlie to
watch you fall asleep??"
B: "Yeah!"
Me: "That doesn't sound like much fun."
B: "Yes it is. SO much fun."
B: "Yeah!"
Me: "That doesn't sound like much fun."
B: "Yes it is. SO much fun."
Me: "You're goofy."
B: "Haha, yeah. And weird."
I asked Brennan what his favorite
part of his party was, and he said: "Raspberries! And I eat with everyone
and I had a pickle! I have one of Grandma's pickles and it was yummy!" I
asked if he liked his presents and he said: "It was SO much fun! There's
cars in my presents!”
Me: "I am amused!"
Brennan: "No, you are a woman!"
Brennan: "No, you are a woman!"
Every night, I pray Ephesians
3:16-21 over the boys, then we do our "God Bless"-es. This is
Brennan's version: "God Jesus, loves the power, strong in spirit, stronger
in love. Amen. God Bless Dee-dee, God bless Luigi....uh, I think I need to play
with Luigi."
Once a once a time, there was a cat
named Emily Elisabeth. He liked to eat fish because they were SO cute! Then he
went go outside, but he was scared of the worm so he ran away. Then the Wonder
Pets came to save the animal in trouble! The told him [the worm] to go away
because the cat wasn't scared any more.
Brennan: "I can't sleep like this, Mommy!"
Me: "Can't sleep like what?"
B: "I just fell out of this bed!"
Brennan was holding our friend Baby
T. I thought we were about to have a thoughtful, educational discussion, but it
went like this:
Brennan: "What color is Baby T?"
Me: "What color is he, Brennan?"
B: "Gold!"
Me: "Oh...what color is Brennan?"
B: "Shiny!"
So much for that educational discussion.
Brennan: "What color is Baby T?"
Me: "What color is he, Brennan?"
B: "Gold!"
Me: "Oh...what color is Brennan?"
B: "Shiny!"
So much for that educational discussion.
Brennan picked out Christmas
presents for everyone. Daddy: a violin. Charlie: a watering can. Mommy: Celery,
because it's good for you. And for Brennan: A pine cone, but not for eating.
squirrels eats pine cones, but people do NOT.
A while ago, we were listening to
our kids' Bible songs CD. "God Made Me" was playing, one of Brennan's
favorites...
Brennan: "God made ME?"
Me: "Yes, baby, He did!"
Brennan: "God loooooooves me!"
He gets it. :)
Brennan: "God made ME?"
Me: "Yes, baby, He did!"
Brennan: "God loooooooves me!"
He gets it. :)
Yesterday, Brennan went with Daddy
to pick up my Christmas present. I was hoping to get what it was out of
Brennan, but that kid's lips were sealed:
"What's Mommy's present, Brennan?"
"A box."
"What's in the box?"
"A present."
"What kind of present is it?"
"A box present."
That is one tough kid to crack!
"What's Mommy's present, Brennan?"
"A box."
"What's in the box?"
"A present."
"What kind of present is it?"
"A box present."
That is one tough kid to crack!
Only my child: When playing with
tangrams: "They're hexagons! They're rhombuses! Oh, they're SQUARES!"
I wasn't paying attention to Brennan
until I heard him say to himself: "This is not something to color
on." ... I found him with a pen on my bed. Then, while walking past the
box where he'd found his present a few days ago: "We can't play with these
beautiful cars *sad sigh*".
Me: "Lay down so I can cover you
up."
B: "You know what? I'm making cookies right now."
B: "You know what? I'm making cookies right now."